The male-mind

What would your name be, if you were of the opposite sex? What would you act like in different situations? Describe yourself, your thoughts and feelings.


Leaving aside the fact that if I'd have been born as a boy, my mom would've named me Lauri, I would like my male-name to be one of these:
Henri, Madis, Joosep, Emil, Hando, Neven, Karla, Mati, Rain.

I'd be a big-boned boy, awkward, with limbs that'd feel too long, but I could still manage to be really short. Short hair, because, c'mon, you guys know I dislike long hair! I'd probably dye my hair though. Having red hair as a boy doesn't seem as pleasant as it does when you're a girl. And even as a girl it's not that pleasant. I'd probably bleach my hair, rather than make it a darker shade, though, since I have a really light skin. It'd not look nice on a boy, unless he wants to go emo/goth. And I wouldn't go either of those.

I think... I wouldn't act differently at all from how I act now. I might be a bit lenient with people, not get riled up as easily, but I'd pretty much act the same.

I would wear semi-formal clothes to school. Maybe formal, even, once in a while.

And from this point on it's gonna be even more of a speculation than it already is.

I would like Physics more and be better at it. Still shit in math. And maybe a bit worse in Biology or Literature.

I would be... A bit too honest. I would definitely say things that some people might say is TMI. I would say hurtful things to people and not even notice. Kind of like I do now, but even more so, because I read males usually have more trouble with empathy.


I love how I could be somehow offending so many people at the moment and I can't even see what it is that I am saying wrong, if I indeed am saying something wrong. This shit is just natural to me.


I might be on my way to becoming a philosophist(?). Because I am ALL about theories and no practical stuff.

I think Philosophy is for lazy people. Smart people, but lazy as fuck people.


Also what do you guys think? What name from that list of names I wrote suits me the most?
And write your own list of boy-names and I'll tell you what I think would suit you.
While you're at it, tell me about YOUR male-me. It's awesome to see what you guys think. :)