Octopimp - Dave rap

AKA the lyrics I transcribed... and it took me only two hours. 
I have never seen anyone rap with this much irony! These lyrics are godly! And they're also funny as fuck! Better than any rap artist out there today, y/y?



Spittin' rhymes with Terezi, here son
And I'm officially the candidate for having some fun
(You know)
Bustin' shit for y'all, I quickly spit
But the fellas you are with,
They ain't even legit, (because)
I'm a Strider and there ain't none finer
All you other rappers try, but this gap is even wider than
This role
impossible
Try to step to the knight with the clock control
I digress,
putting you in distress
You know I got the finesse
Always dress to impress
(The best)
Got a sword, but I ain't gonna use it
Got my lyric weapon here, you know that I'll never refuse it
(It's) too easy to dunk on you clowns
When my sick rhymes always keepin' me down
(Oh shit)
Bustin' old school style
Now the class is in session
So stay for a while
(Cause I'm) too fresh, here in the flesh
Here it's better than the epic of Gilgamesh
You think you're clever or better but that's whatever
Rhyming ever is forever but never a self-aggressor
(Yeah)
Should I count all the reasons you're a zero?
You've got no cash and a troll body-pillow
Got the honey and the money so much that it ain't funny
This is why I'm on top and I ain't gonna stop
(Here)
Got this rhyme
And it's keeping in time
In the words of myself; it is truly sublime
It's prime, it's a crime
to keep it this real
Better lock me up
'Cause I ain't gotta reveal (this steel)
Ideal, but you can't relate
How 'bout you go back to your pillow and masturbate
(Ooooh)
I'm sorry, did I say that out loud?
It's too bad that my lyrics are supremely endowed
So let me say that in conclusion, if you have any confusion,
there's no optical illusion; all these words are no exclusion,
if you want a bad confusion, I can give them in profusion,
that there ain't no collusion. My vocal electrocution
has the lyric restitution, not your lame-ass air pollution.
There, I got the whole solution, with the high-class execution.
Under constant evolution, start a Strider revolution,
'n yo jumpass institution with wisdom that's so confusion