I think I may be degenerating

Okay, so Xiaolin Showdown and Salad Fingers.


Let's start with the happier one: Xiaolin Showdown.

Who knew cartoons could be so awesome. I mean, I haven't actually watched any cartoons lately, anime or otherwise, but then I see this... I remember an internet friend of mine tried to get me to watch it once many many years ago and I said I would, but then I forgot and now I remembered... so I watched it. This cartoon is so cliché, but yet I still like it. And I've only seen two episodes of it.
It doesn't help my creepy kinks that there's a particularly hot red-headed genius villain-boy there, who wears warpaint-esque make-up. Then I find out on the internet about the episode where he turns into a good character. Just... guh!
And there's a cowboy... with an accent. God I love that accent! And a boy from Brazil... I think. And monks! And dragons! And robots! And and and... this show just hits all of my kinks in so many fucking ways, yo! I almost feel embarrassed for liking cartoons again.

Now let's get to Salad Fingers...

First thing's first, watch this video.

Watch the first episode. It... it gets worse guys. Whatever you do, DON'T watch the episodes after that! You will be scarred for life! Also, DO NOT watch this before bed; it'll fuck you up and give you horrorterrors.

I am absolutely terrified of that cartoon. And yet I can't stop watching it. I told you I was a sick fuck! Okay, so let me give you the skinny of what I've gathered about that show. It's about a post-apocalyptic world where a green-skinned man who has severe psychological issues lives and does... things. I saw the first episode of that show and I thought I was gonna have horrorterrors for the rest of my life! ...Then I watched the second episode. OhgodIwillneversleepagain!! ...Then I watched the third episode... I am so deeply perturbed. I can't even. What?!! After that I've been too afraid to watch the following episodes.

The thing that actually makes this cartoon partly watchable is the fact that the author has actually told the viewers that the cartoon has a deeper meaning in it. Once something horrible has a backstory, or something like that, it actually kind of loses it's grip on me. It's still beyond disgusting, but now it's not just mindless mind-fuckery (which scares me to death!).

I just... wanted to give you a taste of how fucked up my mind is that I keep watching this shit. I'm fucking surprised you guys are still friends with me!