[GIF post] Bored~!

I'll just make a semi-relevant post with gifs. Let this become a feelings fest with gifs... No, but these gifs are going to represent my emotions this past week quite accurately!

(trigger warning: I used the words retard and fuck (in various ways) and this might cause some people, who've had a very questionable childhood, to become emotional fucknuts. Warning right here motherfuckers.) (tw: extraterrestrials, swearing, sopor slime, cannibalism, me)


AWESOME! 
Because my cat is fat and Homestuck is great and fanfictions are hilarious and shit has just generally been funny. I think I may be a little bit on the sopor slime. Fucking pies!

 REALLY FUCKING EMBARRASSED!
You ever write something to a friend you later regret? Well, I do! A whole bunch of things! Past-me, why are you so fucking stupid?!

 LAZY
Because when am I fucking not?

JUST DONE!
Like, literally done with humanity in general. 

FUCK EVERYTHING!
Because apathy is what I do best! 

FUCK MY LIFE!
Some people just like wrecking my shit! 

ACCEPTANCE
Because if I just accept the fact that I'm such a social retard, then maybe... just maybe... I wont be such a nook-fucker in the future!

AGRESSIVE
Ever wanted to just cut a bitch? Why not a hundred?! WHY NOT JUST FUCKING RIP THAT BITCH'S HEAD OFF AND EAT IT?!! WHAT?!! I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO WANTS TO DO THAT?! Okay... 

WATCHING DOCTOR WHO
This isn't even an emotion. But seriously; WTF is even going on in season 4!! I have never been so confused in my life!! Oh, but it's so addicting to watch it!! 

WHEN I COME HOME FROM SCHOOL 

ANGRY
Because humans are all fucking retarded!

 FUN AND GAY!
Because Homestuck fans are hilarious! I'm sorry, but they just make me want to jump up and down and party hard with Roxy!

DEAR INTERNET
I love you. 

THANK YOU!
And last, but not least... Thank you guys for putting up with my shit for at least 10 years now. It's like; you can tell me to do anything for you and I will drop all my shit and do it, because I owe you guys so much! Ask me to get you a bull penis cane, and I will scour the black market in it's entirety just so you can get your sick pleasure on with that stick! Ask me to build you an AI that is a complete replica of my persona and I will fucking build it just so you will never have to part with me again! Ask me to kill someone and I will... not do it, but I CAN help you hide the body! I WILL FUCKING GET YOU TO YOUR MOTHERSHIP IN ROSWELL, IF YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE AN ALIEN! ...Just goes to show I really appreciate everything you've put up with, guys! Thanks. 

Please. Watch.

I got a jar of dirt ... and guess what's inside it

Yeah. This is the day that you will always remember as the day that Kairit finally made a new post in this blog. 
You want some news? 
I finished my researching in literature. Finally.
It wasn't good. I think. It was boring. I don't even know why I did it. It was big waste of time. And half of my my nerve cells are now gone. 
School? - School is okay.
It sucks. I have no idea HOW I'm gonna make it. Sometimes. Okay, most of the time I don't understand ANYTHING what we're learning. I don't even know WHY am I in the ninth grade. I think I'm not smart enough for this. The amount of homework is too damn high.
And acutually, this time there's something new that I wanna talk about. It's called SLEEPING. My bed is my best friend. And like all my good friends, We see each other very rarely.
And I'm tired of this. So tired.
Now It's my turn to do 'what I hate' list:

I may be surronded by million people, but I still feel lonely. I shouldn't feel like that.  I hate this. 

I FUCKING HATE LIL WAYNE HATERS. During the last two weeks, I've been told that I'm stupid, because I like this kind of 'crap'  like him like twelve times. What's wrong with you? Have I ever offenced YOUR fucking music taste? I don't like Lil Wayne only because of his music. Usually people are just so narrow-minded, that they don't change their opinions. I don't even care what you think. But you don't need to remind me what YOU like or DON'T. Stop hating around like jerk. If you don't like something, then I don't think you need to waste your time of something like that. Leave it.

WHEN I NEED JUST 0.25 POINT TO GET A BETTER GRADE.
I hate you teacher. I hate you so much.

Volleyball.
I'm not good at it. And I don't think I will ever be.


People who think they're better than others.
Oh, you're so unique. Did you started to wear new make-up brand?

People who don't ger my sarcasm.
What is wrong with you all? 

Okay, I think I need to stop this, because at the end of this post I will hate everything.
I miss you girls.

Things that piss me off pt. tres

I'm sorry. I'm feeling overly angry and cynical today. I am two steps away from pissing on someone's cellphone. I want to RANT!

Also... I wanted to post the 100th post! :D



*People who talk too much about their kid/little sis. Holy shit! I didn't think these people actually existed IRL! Apparently they do. Apparently they live in my vicinity. Apparently... they are fucking annoying! I don't want to hear how your kid just took it's first step, or how it said it's first word, or how it pooped it's diapers today. And for the love of FUCK, don't show me excessive amounts of their pictures!

*Tampon and towel advertisements. Aren't those things the kind that you either need or you don't? So when the time comes, I'm sure the female population can find their way over to the section where to buy that. The commercials are fucking embarrassing! I don't need to be told how absorbent they are; by the time you're going to need those, I'm pretty sure you know how to read already. So those commercials just fuck with my mind on pretty awful levels. It's embarrassing! (Especially if it's just you and some guy friend of yours watching the TV!)

*Bicycle helmets. The ones you buy for your kids, I mean, not the ones the professionals find somewhere. Because these helmets do SHIT to protect your head. And since the only helmets that help are for professionals and are fucking more expensive; what the fuck to do?! And to be honest, I fell off my bike hundreds of times and I never had a serious case of brain damage. I get that kids are different, but fuck! If you think your kids need a helmet on a tricycle, then I think your kid needs to wear a helmet 24/7. But still, those helmets do shit to help avoid brain damage.

*Lil Wayne

*Nicky Minaj

*When people tell me to not do a certain thing because I'm a girl. I will not meet your bullshit standards and will continue to act like I want. If I want to change myself, I'll do it. But not because of you. Girls are basically like guys without dicks, don't treat us differently.

*Girls/Guys that go from one partner to the next all the time. I'm sorry, but are you a human being?! What the fuck?! Cheating isn't okay! I'm sorry, but I'm going to start referring to you as a whore if you've changed partners three times already in a short amount of time. (And yes, that includes someone from my acquaintances.)

*Pancakes. I used to like pancakes, but now I see them like greasy sweet hamburgers with just the bun. But maybe I just dislike how my grandma makes them. Because I could actually eat pancakes that are made by either my sis or Ace or her mum. :|

*Chain letters. Fuck you!

*Disregard for the environment. I mean, don't go extreme, because anything extreme is bad, but seriously... you don't need to spit that nasty piece of gum on the street, when the trash can is RIGHT THERE! I don't want to step into your germs! And don't even get me started on throwing trash on general on the streets. /wrists

*Disregard for animal rights. (Again, don't go overboard with this.) Holy shit! It's basic human nature to kill something you're gonna eat, but don't torture the animal! Also, if you have a pet, care for it. It lives and breathes like you do. Think of what you'd feel like if you were treated like you treat your pet?

*People that tease others for their height/weight/abilities or lack of them/etc. (I am having trouble reverting to the same old sentence of "holy shit" all the time.) Please tell me you are younger than 12 years. If you are, it might be excusable, though then I'm turning the blame on the parents - keep your spawn in check, fuckers! If you're older than 12, you are showing your intense lack of emotional IQ and should be banned from society until further notice. This should be a legit thing - people get banned from society for a week or two and then are let back in. If they continue to act like retards, then they will be banned again. And repeat until infinity. Maybe being alone would teach you to not push people away from you. This sort of behaviour just makes me want to throttle a bitch.

*Politicians. The amount of bullshit that comes out of their mouths is both staggering and boring, while they also manage to procrastinate until the next voting. Never thought shit could be so boring and infuriating.

*People who assume I want to listen to their shit all the time.

*People who blame today's violence on video games and violent songs/movies/etc. I'm sorry, but that's just ignorant of you. I could go on a huge fucking rant about this, but fuckit.

*Junk food and carbonated drinks. It especially irks me if parents give nothing but that for their grubs.

*Young, underage girls, who don't see anything wrong with dating a 25-year old. Oh wow, I just want to punch you. Not even slap you. Outright punch you.

*Suicide notes/threats for getting attention. I'm sorry, but that shit is serious; go to a doctor! Don't push your problems on other people and deal with life like the rest of us!

*Rich bastards

*Homophobes

*Sun in what-the-fuck-o'clock in the morning

*People, who wear socks in MY bed! Lauri!!!

*People, who roll the curtains up in my room and later don't put them back down. Gosh! Don't you understand; I want to be a gay emo vampire in my dark lonely cave room!

*When people talk over me

*Art that looks like a moose took a crap all over it

*Music that sounds like... A million nails being beaten into a bucket. Oh dear me! That innuendo

*People, who aren't more tolerant of other people. I mean; who cares if the math's teacher whines all the time. Just be quiet and Allons-y on!

*Food that tastes so good, but is devastating for your health! Oh god, those cookies!!!

*People, who don't finish their sente

*The cold that winter brings. Dear lord I am freezing over here!

*When I just want to cuddle and my cat is like; nope, suck the dick! And then proceeds to chew the living daylights out of my arm. Fuck him! tumut

*When I have exams coming at me with full speed and I am definitely gonna fail. Alternatively, when I have tests tomorrow and I still haven't studied for 'em.

*Fuck life.

*Fuck humans

*Humans suck

The end.

Because we haven't posted anything in a while...

And also because I know you guys love twins, especially you Ace!

Ohhey, guys.... we are now one post away from hitting 100 posts!

...I'm gonna hit that mark first youse guys!

Just sth I noticed

I think i have just noticed a little mileading fact in Harry Potter. In the first book Hagrid was using his wand after it had been broken, but when Ron's wand broke in the second book he couldn't use it correctly and when Harry broke his wand in the seventh book he couldn't use his at all until he fixed it with the Elder Wand.

Isn't that weird?

Anyways, I miss you.
Hope to hear from you soon.
Bye!

I'm bored

EDIT 3 I found a Doctor Who reference in Homestuck. Yes! Fuck yes! Hell fucking yes!

EDIT 2 I just used 'doctor' in a sentence. My brain was literally like this: Hold up... Stop. Rewind. Play. Stop. Squeal uncontrollably.
Is this how I'm going to spend the rest of my life?! I'm probably gonna giggle on my death bed, when someone says: call the doctor!

 EDIT: Ok, forget what I said about Sherlock and Doctor Who meeting each other. Moffat is a bitch. 
"It's a lovely idea," said Moffat, "[But] they'd just punch each other! ... 'Sherlock's world wouldn't work if 'Doctor Who' was real."
Link wherain Moffat is the aforementioned bitch

You can... Y'know... Call me sometimes.

On an unrelated topic; Doctor Who is almost as awesome as Sherlock now. I'm gonna keep on watching just because I want to see if the surreal amounts of plot twists it's been spewing out starting from season 3 will beat Sherlock's. At the rate it's been going I wont be surprised if it will. I wouldn't be surprised even if Moffat decided to make a crossover and let The Doctor meet up with Sherlock BBC.

Also; watching Wild Wild West. It's fucking beautiful. But that could just be me, because I have Jake English's taste in movies.

[GIF post] Fun stuff

First of all:

 

 And now on to normal news of the week:

Kind of wanted to start watching some new series a few days ago. So I looked some up and now I'm watching Doctor Who 2005. And I'm at the 3rd season in three days. Pretty neat, right?

Anyway, some trivia for those who'd like to start watching it or are considering watching it;

* Some episodes are written by the creators of Sherlock BBC, aka. Steven Moffat and Mark Gatiss. And you can really see it; their episodes make you feel... different... feelings... Wow, I really suck at explaining this.
Thing is, though, that I've seen so many jokes in there that were eventually used in Sherlock BBC. It's so weird to hear those jokes in Doctor Who, when I saw Sherlock first. 
What if like, the Doctor and Sherlock ever met!

* Doctor Who does not endorse "gay" behaviour, but teaches up a generation who is more tolerant. There is never a lot of it in there; it's still mostly heterosexual as far as I've seen. 
But there are references... There was even a small tiny little kiss between the Doctor and Captain Jack (who is extremely hot!) at the end of the first season. But as far as I know there have been no more. Though there are so many innuendos and jokes and references in there. Being gay is a norm. Also, when people asked Moffat (the writer for the latest seasons) what the Doctor would think of gay marriage, then Moffat said that first you'd have to explain 'gay' to him, and then 'straight'. But ultimately he said, 
"He comes from a world where such narrow views seem so ridiculous they’re hard to remember."

And yeah... that guy there is Captain Jack! God he's sexy! Anyway, back to normality again...

 * Rowan Atkinson (Mr. Bean) has played a Doctor (the ninth Doctor) in a spoof.

* Some of the people who were considered for the 11th Doctor were Daniel Radcliffe and Catherine Zeta-Jones, among others.

Anyway, so let's talk about what exactly Doctor Who is about. It's about aliens. Short and simple. And it's fucking glorious! And it's also about time travel. Mostly about time travel and aliens.

And it's so awesome when the Doctor meets Shakespeare and other historical figures! Shakespeare was especially awesome, because he was so... guhhh!!!

You know all those myths? Vampires, werewolves, the Loch Ness etc.? All aliens :D Awesome explanation amirite?

Anyway, Doctor Who is a bit like Sherlock, but it's more family-oriented. If you're waiting for the last season of Sherlock, like me, then I suggest watching something. Something like Doctor Who. :)