Thank you Homestuck

I feel odd. Like I should say something. To explain myself... This is gonna be a long one, guys. And really hard for me.


So you probably already know this, but I recently got into Homestuck. I don't even know how to start, so I'll just enclose here the video that got me into it.

I saw that and, you guys already know that I was a huge fan of anime at the time (especially One Piece), and I thought to myself that, "This is nothing like an anime." And yet, the drawing styles brought me in again and again. About a week after I still hadn't read Homestuck and yet I had watched so many videos, I knew so many inside-jokes and was mesmerized by the fanfictions about characters I didn't even know about then. My starting OTP was John/Karkat and this was before I knew anything much about them. The very same day, it changed into Dave/Karkat, because I quickly found out that John/Karkat was really mainstream and unusual pairings tickled my fancies more than the obvious ones.

Anyway, pairings aside, I started reading Homestuck around after that and it went really slow for me. I started reading it and I actually more than once thought that this isn't worth it. The text was too complicated, more so than any book I've read for school. The drawings were... not anime-ish, but they were cute, although I couldn't actually put the video above and this picture below together.

I just couldn't see how these characters could portray something so emotional as that video there.

There were many pauses I took, because I just couldn't read on. The pesterlogs were so hard to read.

 http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=001935

Go fucking there and push the button that says; show pesterlog. Try to read it! I mean, that shit is fucking hard to follow, especially if you know only that much about Homestuck. Some of those words are made up.

Anyway, I kept reading it. And then when I was about to give up, I found a youtube account that reads the whole Homestuck for you. I was happy and it was easier for me to finally get everything! I understood everything since the voice-actors read it out.

So then came summer and I didn't get to read or watch or anything about it. Until I actually started downloading the videos to my iPod and then I could watch it anywhere. 

Now, when summer's over, I went back to mspaintadventures and started reading it myself again. I think my vocabulary has really flown off the charts. And it makes me happy. Everything about Homestuck makes me happy.

But I've felt... bad for the last couple of weeks now. I don't know how else to explain it, but I actually acknowledge that Homestuck has taken over my life. And in a lot more suffocating way than One Piece ever did. Not in a bad way though.

You can already see where this is going, amirite?

You know there's nothing that gets between my love for One Piece, right? Well, the past few weeks, I've felt pretty ill, because I'm actually thinking that Homestuck might've passed One Piece at some point now. Because I am actually feeling emotions that I might've felt with One Piece, but... while with One Piece I feel those once every 20 episodes (sometimes more, like the Water 7 arc for example), then Homestuck gets you up in the high and never lets you fall back down again. It holds you on the edge of the seat forever. Practically, what I'm trying to say is, that once you get past the first 3 acts, you just get sucked in and... and you can never get back out of it. And if you do somehow get out of it, then you're changed for life. It changes you too much.

I guess, and this is hard for me to admit with me being a hardcore fan of OP for at least 3 years now, but Homestuck has really changed my way of thinking, more so than One Piece ever did.  It's weird. Admitting this makes me feel like I just did something illegal.

But I can't stop. I still love One Piece. Never giving up on it, but... Homestuck... I can't explain it.


 http://thankyou-homestuck.tumblr.com/

Please go to this page and read at least the first three or fours posts. Those made me want to finally write this update. Some are really emotional and I can relate.
But if you're anything like me, you'll be reading this site the rest of your night.

Homstuck really changes people.

There have been so many emotional sayings in Homestuck. Like when Dave said,
Im not a hero
My bro was
John is
Im not

Or when Eridan said,
It's hard
Being a kid and growing up
It's hard and nobody understands

It's something that I feel that I need in my life, especially right now. It helps me cope. It helps me relate. It just helps.

I'm not saying it's for everyone. Some can't handle the challenge what Homestuck brings, but to those that want to read challenging stuff and want the adventure and the feels, go ahead and start reading at mspaintadventures.com
Once you get to act 5, your life will forever be changed.

So guys...

Remember how I wrote an update using only polite language? Here's the video that inspired me.

I mean, shit, it's not that big of a deal.

Sick

...My iPod just wanted to auto-correct me. Instead of 'sick' it wanted to write 'dick'. Lol!

...I'm immature.

Also, my friends didn't want me to swear so much, so this update EXCLUSIVELY includes no cuss words (except for the lone 'male genital' one up there.) It's a one time thing only, since swearing allows me to express my FEELINGS. All of them, bro!


Anyway, to the point of this update. As you've all gathered from the title, I am sick.

It kinda sucks as I was SO ready to go to school today. Even if my voice sounded like some old molester-lady down the street (I wonder if I can actually legit go outside and ask a little boy if he wanted candy and then not get thrown in the slammer just for that voice. It'd be so creepy.) I mean, I actually studied for the tests I had today and everything.

First SEX-UP of today that happened; I slept in. Not by much, but enough to know I'll probably miss the first half of the first lesson. Where there was a test. No biggie.

I casually wake up, dress and go make some dumplings for myself.

Second sex-up of today; I chose to pick new shoes to go out with today. I should've known that they were too small for me, but I thought I could handle it.

I couldn't.

I got to maybe halfway to my school, 'til I understood that if I go on with these shoes, I will be CRAWLING back home the very next lesson. And I'd get home with a face full of dirt and mouth full of MANURE.

So I went home. And sent a message to my teach that I was sick. Not a lie, since I actually am though.


...It's weird that the sicker I am, the higher the chance of me attending school.


My throat HURTS. And I am coughing left and right. I am so URINATED OFF about this!

... SEX my immune system for dying on me when I'm in my last year. Why the POOP was I so healthy for the past 7 years, not getting sick EVER and now this BULLMANURE?! I wanted to skip school so bad in my earlier years and now when I don't WANT TO, my body says, "FORNICATE you, I'm weak and sick. Care for me, FEMALE DOG!"

What the INTERCOURSE?!

...My immune system is such a MALE GENITAL.

I feel so fdjkfbrkjfdkdflgtfdrklghJWSKDKJFGGJKSEKsjklglgn, 
Yup, I don't know. 
I should be worried about my tomorrow's tests, but I'm just so tired that I actually don't care about anything. I just hate this feeling. I'm just so indifferent. 
Did I say: I DON'T CARE?
op op op op OPPAN GANGNAM STYLE.
Nevermind.  There's nothing to write here. Nothing happens to me. 
Just boring life. 
I'm tired. 
Miss you.
Good bye. 

OPPAN GANGNAM STYLE

 
 

I´m back!!!

Hey guys, i´m back! As Anni already told you, i broke my computer and had to wait with posting until i got a new one. I have nothing new. I am bored out of my mind right now, i have been home all day because i was feeling really bad this morning. I am better now though and i am going to school tomorrow again. I miss ya all so much and i hope to see ya soon. Bye!

iOS-fucking-6

I want to punch something. I want to punch something really hard. I want to punch something so hard that I'd be afraid of me fucking up my own hand, rather than the poor object of my 'affections'.

So, the users of iSomething already know this.

iOS 6

I'd literally chew off my right arm to go back in time and stop past-me from upgrading to that software. I bet if I'd have known about it beforehand, I'd be all like, "I would rather give head to an essentially frustrated vampire that sparkles. I would rather eat Voldemort's nose. I'd read My Immortal for the rest of my life. I'd even watch Twilight for 10 hours straight... than to EVER upgrade that manure. Sorry for the poor cornerfuckers that already did it, though. Fuck, I'm a lucky nooksucker!"

Fuck, past-me, why?!

So I just spent more than half of my day trying to find walkthroughs that teach you how to downgrade it back to 5.1.1 and you know what?! I am either the stupidest motherfucker in Milky Way, or I just didn't have enough time to acquire ub3r 1337 hax0r skillz... I couldn't downgrade it.

I was kinda on a time limit though, as it was not 'my' computer that I was on, but my sister's. Since mine doesn't have iTunes... Since it runs on Ubuntu... And I have no idea how you can download anything there.

...Shit, I really am stupid, aren't I?


Anyway, let me tell you the 'BEST FUCKING THING' on the iOS 6 software.
No more YouTube.

I am 100% legit not shitting you.

The long version of why there's no more YT:
Apple ended their contract with google, because of sexual tensions taking place between those two companies. If they didn't end it then, then someone would've gotten buttfucked pretty soon. Without lube and condoms. And you just know that one of them has STDs. And because of their dark sadistic streaks, they broke up, leaving fanboys(-girls) around the globe cockblocked and unsatisfied.

Here's the tl;dr version: "We have a perfectly sound and reasonable explanation for that. It's because fuck you. Fuck you is why."

And their response to the fans' unsatisfied moans was this, "Lol, there already exists an app for YouTube and you can go to the YouTube page from safari."

Fuck you. That's like going to a strip club, asking for a lap-dance and getting your mother as the one giving it to you. It's like, essentially what you wanted, but it's still just WRONG.

I spent like 78% of my time on YouTube before the update. (The rest of 22% was spent in safari on yaoi fan fiction. Time well spent, don't you think?) and the app is such a pain in the nook, I'm not even joking.

Needless to say, I am pissed. Someone either fix my shit or shoot me in the head. Either option is favorable at the moment.

 Oh my god. I HAVE TO STUDY. But I don't feel like doing anything right now. I'm just so tired. Sooo tired. Why the fuck do we have weekends when I can't rest at all. There's so many things to do. The first one is my homework. But this is the only thing that I'm not doing.
I really hate that my life is so BORING. Yes I have so many things to do, but it's boring. Nothing happens to me (except disasters). May I barrow your life somebody?
I hope this weeke's going to be better than the previous ones.

k.