Wow, uhh, fu-

Language... Language, gotta remind myself not to fucking swear that much.

So anyway... Hi. I finally got around to blogging aswell. And the only reason you're reading this right here right now, is because I downloaded an app that let's me write and publish blogs. I had to search for this app for like... at least 4 minutes. Shit took goddamn 4 minutes!

I love how when your irony is so advanced sometimes that people actually believe you're a retard. Brings a fucking tear to my eye everytime someone asks me with their big innocent eyes and half-dead brain if I really meant what I said.

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I mean, shit, people, has life in the internet really burned that puny part of your brain that should understand that statements like..., "Of course I fucking like herring! Been mothereffing eating that shit all o' my life! Tastes better than strawberries!" or "I obviously forgot to take my medicine today. That's why you'll be seeing me in the hospital next week." or even "I like Twilight." ...are completely and UTTERLY entrenched in irony and sarcasm. ...at least for me they are.


Also, I fucking hate typing on my iPod. Shit takes forever AND misspells some of my words.

Also, I dislike using emoticons. I use them sometimes, for like, irony's sake, but really they're the shitstains on humanity's underwear. Not that I say that other people shouldn't use them. They're just not for me really. (alright, so using a little smileyface to say you're happy or frownyface to say you're sad is okay, but anything above that is not REALLY for me. It'll be a miracle if you saw me using something like this <(•-•<) or this ;B

...nevermind.)

So, uhh, this was just a little introduction entry. See you guys... Whenever I guess.